When I finished undergrad, it was fraternity tradition to
'will' things to the guys in the house still plugging away. This was mostly an opportunity to rehash all
the inside jokes and sometimes fairly raunchy things. My favorite was a bag of air purported to
contain someone's soul that got passed down.
But this isn't undergrad, it's graduate business school and the lessons
learned are different, plus I couldn't get Professor Lynch to blow up a bag of
air for me.
When posting on Facebook that I was in my last class, a
mentor that convinced me to go ahead and get started on my MBA sooner rather
than later made the comment that half of what I learned was a waste and that I
knew how to run a business before I even started. I quickly responded that MBAs must be like
advertising, half of it's a waste but you can never know which half.
But that of course got me thinking. What am I really taking away from the Kelley
Evening MBA program? Trying to separate
the things directly attributable to Kelley from the 'run rate' of just being
three years older and more experienced was difficult. Then I realized I was thinking like an MBA,
trying to separate run rate from incremental gains. The real gain was learning to think like an
MBA.
I spent a semester in law school before leaving for a gig at
Apple, but I was there just long enough to start thinking like a lawyer and
become unbelievably long-winded. My
friends that continued on with law school mostly admit that the day to day cases and study didn't really translate to the real
world. Legal education definitely
changes the way people think and perceive the world. Graduate business education does much the
same.
In business school I learned how to mind Ps and Qs and
calculate net present values. It's not
likely that I'll use these specific skills that often. What I will use often is the ability to think
in terms of net present value, time value of money, discount rates, interest
rate arbitrage. What I will use is the
ability to look at the long term evolution of a product within the market and
determine when the right time to strike with an upgrade or larger marketing campaign
would be.
Business school made me a big picture thinker. Had I not come back for my MBA, I would
surely be three years older and wiser today and I may have even still gained a
promotion or moved into marketing eventually.
But I almost surely would still be examining things from the viewpoint
of my own little kingdom. Those
promotions and career changes would have taken longer.
Being three years older wouldn't have given me the other
major asset I've gained that was lacking when I was 25. Confidence.
Could I have effectively run a business back then? Absolutely.
What was missing was the confidence to do so. There was too much unknown, too many areas
that I knew little about. The concepts
were not exceedingly difficult once I grokked the basics from classes, but the
all-around education including operations, finance, management, accounting,
economics and marketing removed the veil and gave me the confidence to step
forward and create my own business (which became profitable this month).
So what is in my will?Sadly, no souls or raunchy stories but a few pieces of advice and reflection on my journey through Kelley.
"If you can learn to sell an idea you disagree with as well
as you sell your own ideas you can do anything" - advice I got in the FoodCorp
simulation that I will carry with me always.
"Big Mahhket, Big Mahhgins" - If there's one class that should be required for all Evening MBAs, it's Lynch's Venture Strategy.
"Swift, Even Flow" and the cranberries - Everything you need
to know for successful operational excellence. Applying these ideas to even the smallest projects at home and work has made a significant difference in the quantity and quality of my output.
Listen intently to Rodgers. I tripled my money listening to his
investing ideas.
The most fun I had in a class had to be creating a business plan to launch White Castle food trucks in Iraq. Tracking down an Iraqi distributor, doing the research on the security situation and planning out how to take a business from servicing a foreign army in-country to developing a local market for the goods was insanely interesting. When a professor like Sacha Fedorikhin gives you a project, challenge yourself to really take on something interesting. It will be orders of magnitude more work, but it will be so worth it.
Kim Saxton's Marketing Engineering and Marketing Performance
and Productivity Analysis classes were probably the most difficult courses I
took, but the difficulty directly correlated to the amount I learned. Well, at least a .7 correlation, which is really big.
Tony Cox's Marketing Simulation and Marketing Tests and
Experiments classes weren't difficult, but gave me the most
immediately-applicable skills that I gained in the program. I wish I had taken them earlier rather than
in my last semester.
My only real regret is yelling 'Knife the Baby'(explanation)in Todd Saxton's strategy class, not realizing that I was the only one in the
room that equated that to eliminating a product with strong potential, but that could
be eliminated to make gains elsewhere.
As I look past graduation, I find myself wondering what I'm going to do with myself. I've become so used to having things to do on the weekends or in the evenings that I know I'll become bored. I also don't really want to adjust back to just watching TV every night. Maybe I'll learn a foreign language, rehab a house, teach business classes at Ivy Tech, or become a yoga master. Yeah..probably not that last one.